STORYTIME: HE WAS A JOKER AND HIS BREATH SMELLED LIKE TUNA

 
Storytime, storytime, storytime!
So back in the summer I attended an event. The kid was glammed up and decked out! You what I’m shayying?! I was finding my business as per usual, doing the Lord's will lol, having fun! I couple of hours in this guy walked up to me. He was very tall and dark skinned, not exactly a chocolate snack but something of that nature. He started off the conversation so lame... We talked about the food, my clothes, my makeup, his clothes and the weather. 30 minutes in we started talking about school, fashion and why I'm majoring in fashion. I hate that I have to explain myself to people constantly, so I started getting irritated and plus his breath smelled like tune and I'm pretty sure his armpit was smelling... imagine the horror.

For some reason I was was being extremely nice so I didn't yell at him or cuss him out like I usually do to guys. We talked for almost an hour, exchanged phone numbers and I left and went to the bathroom. I went outside took some selfies and was getting ready to leave when I bumped into him again. Now that I think about it the only reason why I kept talking to him was because he had this old charm and he was a joker and he was infatuated by me. Who doesn't love a guy that seems like a sucker for you?... I'll wait... lol.

When I got home that night he texted and called me and we spent hours on the phone talking about nothing but everything. He talked about his family and I talked about mine and so on. I hung up and the next morning I woke up to a text from him. I can't explain the joy I felt when I saw his text and just remembering the feeling of being loved and being the first thing on somebody's mind every morning. Can you tell I'm a sucker for love? As time went by we talked more and more. I started to realize that he might not be what I'm looking for so I switch positions and sent him to the friend zone. I know it's cruel of me but I don't think I'm ready for all of him and I know he's not ready for me, even me is not ready for me.

I still talk to him every now and then, but whenever we talk it's definitely lit and we have a lot of fun. He gives good scriptural advice so I know to call him for that. He's a good man but just not the right man for me. Maybe someday when the time is right but definitely not now. That's my story time on how I met my guy best friend.

That's all for now, until next time stay fabu-lous!


Peace, love and happy shopping


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